i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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