I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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