Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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