Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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