I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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