I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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