So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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