throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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