I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
North Korea, Best Korea!
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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