i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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