SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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