i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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