Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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