she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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