shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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