so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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