Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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