I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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