Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Sext me about skeletons
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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