Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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