two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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