how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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