can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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