that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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