I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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