remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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