I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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