Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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