I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I don't deserve a penis
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Randomize
