Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
my liver is dry heaving
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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