I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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