Plan B is the new Plan A
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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