please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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