He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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