she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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