You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I have post one night stand depression
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
