Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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