You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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