Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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