i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize