so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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