Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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