He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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