Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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