so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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