her facebook's as public as her vagina
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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