Quick, to the slutcave!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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