BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
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