...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Hippo gnu deer
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
