East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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