So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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