Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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