Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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