This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You can't just leave with hair like that
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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