their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Sorry about my life...
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
