So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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