Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
wow bdsm is so cute
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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